“@dallascowboys: Contracts Expiring For At Least 20 Players: http://t.co/AQT34BSk” #Martellus
“@DonaldGlover: We’re having a house party in Tahoe. You should come.” #down
I got them. You don’t. #justsaying #concords #proudowner #married #dope #inlove #spacejamcousins #donttalktomeify http://t.co/ipfC3pbA
“@OMGFactsSex: A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.” #reasonsmybeardgrowsslow
If we can put an ear on a mouses back we can certainly make a peacock immortal.
RT @106andpark: Who is Childish Gambino? Something like the Batman to @DonaldGlover’s Clark Kent http://t.co/HASpDWGx and he’s on @106an …
Things I think about: what the fuck takes McDonald’s so long? It’s cheap shit, right? Make it.
RT @MLB: BREAKING: @Rangers win negotiating rights to Japanese RHP Yu Darvish. Texas now has 30 days to sign Darvish.
Just posted a photo http://t.co/4UED0jOw
Jameson Head. http://t.co/k2rfPuts
